# Fulana
- Alô?
- É a Fulana?
- Eu.
- Então eu aviso que quero meus DVDs de volta.
- Ahhh... Oi Fulano!
- Não muda de assunto. Quero meus DVDs.
- Ah, sai dessa, abre uma Skol!
- Vou abrir é a porta da sua casa à força prá resgatar o que me pertence.
- O que te pertencia, que fique claro.
- Pertencia? Mas nem meu eram, eram do meu irmão!
- Isso mesmo. Eram. Porque agora são meus. E por uso capião.
- Ah, que é isso hein?
- Ah, esquece.
(silêncio)
- E aí? Belesma?
- Trankilo. Como Deus manda.
- E as novidades?
- Meu emprego é um saco.
- Eu disse novidades, não velhidades. E a filhota? Bem?
- Ótima e sapeca.
- Gostoso como a vida deve ser.
- Se a vida fosse assim gostosa eu tava prá fazer a cirurgia do estômago.
- Hahaha!
- Hahaha!
- E aí? Vai na festa de bota-dentro da Sicrana?
- Opa, bota-dentro da Sicrana? Gostei disso!
- Ah, dá um tempo!
- Não to nem sabendo.
- Então liga prá Beltrana que ela te explica. Finalmente vou entrar na balsa, tenho que desligar!
- Tá bom, a gente se vê lá então.
- Um beijo!
- Dois prá você!
# Beltrana
- Alô?
- Beltrana?
- Ah, oi, Fulano!
- Que história é essa de quererm botar-dentro da Sicrana?
- Que?
- É o que fiquei sabendo!
- Hahaha! É que ela tá voltando! Vamos fazer festa!
- Ah, legal. Quando?
- Na terça, salão de festas do prédio dela. É surpresa, não vai dar fora!
- Eu? Mas eu sou super discreto!
- Ahã!
- E as novidades?
(Blablabla...)
# Fulano
-Fulana!
- Beltrana!
- Saudades nega!
- E eu então?
- Escuta, deixa eu te perguntar...
- Pergunte...
- Que história é essa do Fulano ir na sua casa buscar os DVDs dele?
- Queeee? Na minha casa?
- É, ele disse que vocês tinham combinado!
- Pirou!
- E disse que tava com medo...
- Medo?
- De você!
- De mim???
- Disse que tava com medo de encontrar com você sozinhos.
- Mas... Ele... Nega, ele não tá casado?
- Tá!
- E não sabe que tenho namorado?
- Sabe!
- E...
- E disse que a responsa de ser pai de família e marido tá pesada demais. Que não sabia ser correto.
- Nota-se.
- E me pediu segredo sobre o papo.
- Claro.
- Em boca fechada não entra mosquito.
- Falou e disse!
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Amei o novo espacinho! SAbe que eu tb estava pensando em abrir um novo espacinho myself??? Mas, por enaunto, terei que esperar um bocadinho!!!!
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